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Damn it, woman!, bambistark:
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"Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?"

- Bill Hicks

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“The world is like a ride at an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it, you think it’s real, because that’s how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round and it has thrills and chills and it’s very brightly colored and it’s very loud. And it’s fun, for a while.

Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: ‘Is this real? Or is this just a ride?’ And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and they say ‘Hey! Don’t worry, don’t be afraid - ever - because… this is just a ride.’ And we kill those people.

‘Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride! Shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry; look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real.’

It’s just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that - ever notice that? - and we let the demons run amok. But it doesn’t matter, because… it’s just a ride, and we can change it any time we want. It’s only a choice. No effort. No worry. No job. No savings and money. Just a choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your door, buy bigger guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.

Here’s what we can do to change the world, right now, into a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defence each year and, instead, spend it feeding, clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would do many times over - not one human being excluded - and we can explore space together, both inner and outer, forever. In peace.”

- Bill Hicks

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"People say "Well you can abuse marijuana". Well shit you can abuse cheeseburgers too. Ya know, you don't go around closing Burger King because you can abuse something. I can take a fuckin' fork and jam it in my eyeball. Does that mean forks should be illegal? Ya know, I could jump off a bridge, should we outlaw bridges? Lets Nerf the world!"

- Joe Rogan

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Louis CK – Live At The Beacon Theater 2011
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Bill Hicks - Comic Business (interview clips) [holy shit. he is even more awesome than I thought]
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George Carlin - Life is worth losing [2005]
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Stewart Lee - Princess Diana
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I don't feel comfortable here', 'I don't know how to behave'. // 'Act like they act, behave like they behave.' // Female Comedy Teams auf DVD
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Who Should Be The First Female Ghostbuster? // Original Ghostbuster Bill Murray says he thinks the third GB film should include a woman putting on the gray boiler suit and showing she ain't afraid of no ghosts.
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Lucy paved the way for women in comedy and not just as another woman who stood by and assisted their male costars in getting laughs — she got her own. // A Salute to the Groundbreaking Female Comedian
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